"On Halloween I carved a pumpkin and it had an owl on it. So I was like, 'Dad look,' and he just goes, 'Mmmhmmm,' and then mom was like, 'Do you know what that is?' and he says yea and she says, 'What is it?' and he says 'It's a bird!'" - Submitted by Carly, my sister

"Jessica's boyfriend, Jessica's boyfriend, he hugged me. Twice, he hugged me. He shook my hand and hugged me. I said, "Alright." I think he likes me, Jessica's boyfriend." - your dad on the drive home from work today.

He then serenaded me with his impression of Slipknot. I bet you didn't know he had a Slipknot impression. HE DOES." - Submitted by Michelle M.